THE SHITTIEST ROUND YET...
Pit Viper Employees battle head to head and tip to tip to win the Shitty Hat competition.
More hats to sell and more on the line than ever before. Who will win approval from their father? And whose hat will come face to face with buttholes when we hit the second Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020?
It’s up to YOU to decide.
Only 141 of each hat was created. The hat makers quit after they realized we were serious. Once these cloth crowns are gone they are gone for good! Fill up your cart and take pride that you have something limited edition from the fucked up brains that bring you Pit Viper Sunglasses.
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS
Everyone at Pit Viper designs a shitty hat.
141 hats are birthed into this world.
You cast your vote with your money. Buy your favorite hats.The first Shitty Hat to sell out wins! The winning employee receives bragging rights, the right to a federally mandated lunch break, and they don’t have to do karaoke at the office Christmas party.
Cast your vote for your favorite shitty hat! Just follow these steps.
1. Add your favorite shitty hat to your cart.
2. Input your credit card and shipping information.
3. Complete Checkout, your vote has been cast!
The first hat to sell out wins! Winners win an all expensive paid trip to work the next day.