A FRIENDLY COMPETITION WHERE THE LOSER GETS FIRED. WELCOME TO SHITTYHATS.COM.

The Hall of Winners


Let's not forget, shittyhats is a competition. A battle to the death, employees going head to head, with their livelihoods on the line. These hats were the absolute must-haves, and you consumerist animals couldn't get enough of them, making them the winners of their rounds.

Catch Bass Eat Ass

Round 7 - CATCHIN' BASS & EATIN' ASS

Two parts of a well balanced diet and lifestyle.

Bucks, Trucks and Titty Fucks

Round 6 - BUCKS, TRUCKS & TITTYFUCKS

The simple pleasures of a hunter's lifestyle. A beautiful animal, a big-ass truck, and pectoral lovemaking.

 

Motorboatin' Son of a Bitch

Round 5 - MOTORBOATIN' SON OF A BITCH

The ideal hat for all sailors, seamen, skippers, captains & motorboaters. And sons of bitches, of course.

 AssMan

Round 4 - ASSMAN

You can go fish for Trouts, Pike, Grouper... a real man knows that Ass is the greatest prize in the world.

 

I Have Sex

Round 3 - I HAVE SEX

Yeah, yeah, we know. Good for you. The ultimate trophy, for the ultimate accomplishment.

 

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ

Round 2 - JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST

You know, in a lot of translations, Jesus is REALLY into it.

 

Fuck Seaworld

Round 1 - FUCK SEAWORLD

I mean, have you read about what goes on there?! I can't believe they actually took us on field trips to that place.