Shippin You Dem Shades


Every order ships from The Pit Viper Center For World Domination in Salt Lake City, Utah. Our shipping days are Monday through Friday. Hooray for shipping! For our priority shipping customers in the US we ship same day on orders placed before 2pm Mountain Time. 

You will receive a tracking code from us when your Pit Vipers ship along with a wicked video of us shipping your shades.


Free shipping for orders over $25.00!  Orders under $25.00 will be $4.00 to ship.

Here is USPS's best guess at how long shipping will take if you are in the US.



Shipping to Canada is just $10. That's $10 USD. No loonies and toonies down here. It's harder to guess how long shipping will take for you Canucks but in our experience it's pretty fast. Only a few business days usually.

We have a super fast DHL option too! 2 day shipping. $30. Booyah.

STRAYA (Australia)

All you down under now have two options! $15 for USPS international service. That's our post office handing it off to your post office. Who knows how it works but it seems to take about 2 weeks to get to you.

Or you can buy the stupid-fast DHL 4 Day option for $40 and you will have your order faster than you can watch every episode of Summer Heights High.


Only $15 for international shipping to anywhere in the world?!?! Yep. That is correct my Hungarian friend. Just don't be mad if the package shows up in a tuk tuk and has the equivalent of a full passport worth of stamps on it. We have no clue how it's getting to you. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.